Poem by James Holland
Stu Stu, what to do
It's a shame you only use one foot, not two
Your mazey runs down the left wing
Those poor defenders can't do a thing
You cut inside and hit the shot
You really nearly have got the lot
Our best player for so many a year
You'd be even better if you didn't drink beer
And sadly now the time has come
To hang your boots up, you're all done
But Playford legend you'll always be
Like Ross, Jonesy, Bully and me!
One of my finest efforts I'm sure no one will agree!